osuni: (sits)
okuni kumou ([personal profile] osuni) wrote in [community profile] fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm

world one: hi! welcome to chili's!

WHO: baren, okuni, boose the moose, and all partygoers
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none



Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.

And what a party it is.

Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --

The real highlight of this night is Boose the Moose, wearing a glittery paper crown and placidly stepping inside the bar with two figures riding astride on top of him. yeah. it's Baren and Okuni on top their loyal steed, waving their hands at their guests like this was all planned and an elaborate attempt to trap the entire town of Montevallo in one bar.


But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.

Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!

Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with

As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:* HAPPY TWENTY-SECOND BAPPY TWINS!!! *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
givethemhell: (can't say no)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-09 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's not the problem! Why do you think that's the problem here?! Stop-- Just put it down!

[HE'LL PUSH AND TUG AND PULL UNTIL HE DOES.]
stressweets: So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. (092. the ticket master)

unfortunately..... he is like this. also, okuni showed weakness

[personal profile] stressweets 2020-02-09 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ so she's going to tell the police what's illegal now huh!!! oh, this is so fun... she can be very cute. the only reason she isn't taken is because of her brother, huh. he's sure of it now.

he'll lift one of her hands though he has something to whisper- ]


Then it's one I'm happy to commit if it means seeing you like this. [ ♡ ] But I know I'm a little too young for you, Miss Okuni, so I'll stop teasing you.

[ especially since he hasn't had the chance to give her his gift!!! it's a sheet of gold star stickers as stated in discord before, i die on jokes. he has let go of her hand to give this to her btw he needs not to whisper now ]

Happy birthday. For your good behavior ♪
givethemhell: (peons)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-09 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP HE WOULDN'T START THE APOCALYPSE FOR THE LOVE OF ONE PERSON!! Even though yes he does tend to sometimes stumble into trouble because of it... Look, it's fine. ANYWAY.]

Hm... Well! In that case, you really do just have to kill them, then. If they started this all because of unrequited love, it's not like seducing them would work, anyway.
souheki: (married loser smile)

[personal profile] souheki 2020-02-09 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh

A game?

Time to play tug-of-war with this chair I guess AT LEAST HE FINALLY LETS GO OF WEI WUXIAN'S OTHER HAND although he kind of just holds the chair and lets Wei Wuxian pull it, and him, around... man though Wei Wuxian should really be more careful!!]
givethemhell: (oh dear)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-09 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well hot damn if Lan Wangji is just going to let himself be pulled around like this, Wei Wuxian will take the opportunity to SLOWLY... BUT SURELY... lead him over to the corner table. He hopes Lan Wangji will cause less trouble once he's SEATED.

Once there, he tries to put the chair down.]


Come on - come here. Let's sit, alright? Here, you first.

[So he can sit closer to the end and block Lan Wangji from trying to ESCAPE.]
souheki: (fluffy and warm)

[personal profile] souheki 2020-02-10 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[SUCCESS! Well, mostly. He doesn't seem suspicious about being led over to the table, though he doesn't sit down and let go of the chair quite yet, tilting his head like a curious child.]

Do I win? [Without waiting for an answer--] You have to win.

[HAVE TO.]
givethemhell: (HOO)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[PLEASE HE'S SO TIRED. LAN WANGJI. PLEASE. LET HIM REST, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.]

If I have to win, then-- [What game are they even playing. What did he even win??] ...Then I'll win as soon as you sit!
stressweets: "Maybe we were trying too hard." "And instead of forcing ourselves to do something that's not meant for us..." "We each should be embracing our true talents." (017. the show stoppers)

[personal profile] stressweets 2020-02-10 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DON'T LAUGH AT HIM he's so upset right now ]

Yes, well... You're welcome. I'm glad my sacrifice wasn't in vain. [ withering look @ the cake though............. ugh. ] I want another piece, but I'm afraid it'll somehow be something worse. Like - I don't know. Pickle-flavored or something. Ugh.
souheki: (考え中)

[personal profile] souheki 2020-02-11 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Nyet. This is his life now.

Lan Wangji considers this for a minute. If he sits, then the game will end, and he doesn't want that!! But if him sitting means that Wei Wuxian wins the game, then maybe that's okay.

Wei Wuxian might leave again once he wins, though... even worse, he might go play with somebody else. Bad. :<

But if this is a booth sort of situation, then there's an easy solution to this too!! Lan Wangji PUTS DOWN THE CHAIR...

...and then unceremoniously grabs Wei Wuxian's arms and just fuckin shoves him rudely into the booth so that he can block Wei Wuxian in. NO ESCAPE FOR WEI YINGS.]
Edited 2020-02-11 00:54 (UTC)
souheki: (face washing)

[personal profile] souheki 2020-02-11 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I was told.

[Jury's still out on whether Haku will fess up himself or not, but presumably Okuni apologized profusely, or else Lan Wangji would've downright refused to be here.

Just because she apologized and he's not out for her blood doesn't mean she's SUFFERED ENOUGH YET THOUGH.]
givethemhell: (when the lights come down)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-11 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wha— Hey!!

[He TUMBLES INTO THE BOOTH, a heap of flying limbs that probably rattles the glasses of the tables around them when he crashes into BASICALLY THE FLOOR SINCE IT'S A LOW-LAYING TABLE. Thanks Lan Wangji.

On one hand, this is more or less what he wanted! Just for Lan Wangji to sit his stupid ass down! On the other, he did not anticipate being trapped. How will he roam about the party causing mischief now... He reaches out, slapping Lan Wangji's arm several times.]


Hey, hey! Lan Zhan, can't you be a little more gentle? You're going to give me a concussion if you shove me around like that!
infinitesadness: ([16])

is it tho

[personal profile] infinitesadness 2020-02-11 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ he knows you too well for this ]

I do believe he's quite angrily making his way to the opposite side of the room right now. [ hm ] What on earth did you do to make him that upset........?
infinitesadness: Advice To Enjoy Being Young Came Out Way Sadder Than Intended ([15])

[personal profile] infinitesadness 2020-02-11 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ when in doubt, expect absolute disasters to follow ]

Will it...?

[ he's honestly expecting something terrible to pop up after all of this but then again he's used to the twins giving him a massive headache wherever he goes. ]

Hopefully, it will end relatively without too much drama.
infinitesadness: ([41])

[personal profile] infinitesadness 2020-02-11 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ that's precious. ]

It's good he has you as a positive influence to balance it out then.

[ also wwx has a third eye for booze, he'd never be able to hide it for long ]
givethemhell: (what do you want from me)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-11 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE'S DODGING, HE'S DODGING. CAN'T CATCH HIM, GREMLIN ARMS!!]

What—?! What do you mean!! What's there to ask about here? Even if it's not unrequited, they're still already in love with someone! Seducing them isn't an option!

[LET HIM BE BLOODTHIRSTY IN PEACE.]
stressweets: Just because somepony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits, a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all. (097. a dog and pony show)

[personal profile] stressweets 2020-02-12 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ .........yes he's imagining this right now and resolving to NEVER ask them about it, or even mention when his birthday is. Actually, officially, he has no birthday. He just mysteriously grows a year older every year, at no specified date whatsoever. ]

No, I think I'm going to pass on that. I'm sure they have much more important things to do. Whatever those might be.
souheki: beautiful art by Jae (Default)

[personal profile] souheki 2020-02-12 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[WEI WUXIAN YOU FOOL why didn't you expect this!!!

Either way, Lan Wangji doesn't even pretend to be swayed by his slappy hands. He just stays where he is, looking pleased with himself, and claps his hands over his ears again. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT BEING GENTLE, HE CAN'T HEAR SUDDENLY HE DOESN'T KNOW.]
givethemhell: (there's a war inside my head)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-12 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Good question honestly HE CLEARLY HAS TOO MUCH FAITH IN A GOBLIN OF A MAN. He also hates being ignored, so he just presses right into Lan Wangji's side since he's also a goblin of a man, tugging petulantly at his hands. This involves some reaching and leaning to get both hands but he's DETERMINED.]

Lan Zhan ah, Lan Zhan, don't ignore me. Come on - if you're going to block my way out, at least talk to me!
givethemhell: (curiouser still)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-12 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S NO FUN, TSUKASA, you weird quasi-immortal being. Wei Wuxian waves his free hand but also kind of lifts their handcuffed hands at the same time. Tsukasa has to deal with his terrible penchant for gesturing wildly in the worst way now.]

Nonsense! If you ask them, I'm sure they'd love to help you out. In fact, I could ask them for you, if you want. Okuni especially is always looking for new, fun things to do.

[He's going for Okuni specifically because he knows Tsukasa is WEAK.]
souheki: (準備して)

[personal profile] souheki 2020-02-12 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Is he, though? When he didn't even notice his own son getting abducted?

The thought is enough to distract him from his current task; he narrows his eyes at the booze he's curated, then turns that gaze back to Obi-wan, jaw firmly set.]


Okuni.

[oh god he's after her again]
stressweets: "[...] I came to see that my short-term solution was a little short-sighted." "And that you shouldn't let anypony pressure you into doing something you don't think is right. Sometimes you have to tell even your closest friends "no"." (050. bats!)

[personal profile] stressweets 2020-02-12 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh my god, he's going to have to deal with this. Never mind, he wants to be stuck with Kano for the rest of eternity. ]

Yes, I- I'm fully aware. [ STOP... DON'T ATTACK HIS WEAKNESS LIKE THAT. ] But the town's got more than enough people to entertain her. She doesn't need to hassle me for that.
givethemhell: (reborn)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-12 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Does he really, because Kano probably would have smeared peanut butter on both of their hands by now trying to get the cuffs off that way.]

Hm... I'm a little surprised! You really wouldn't take the opportunity to have her help you out? It could be fun! And it might keep her out of trouble that way too, you know - at least for a little while.

[Considering she almost CAUSED AN INCIDENT by kidnapping the son of Chuuya's right-hand man.]
infinitesadness: Area Man A Walking Encyclopedia of Everything Except Leading A Normal Life ([01])

[personal profile] infinitesadness 2020-02-12 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me Okuni's gotten him into trouble now. [ ....wait. hm. ]

I haven't seen her in a while, however. It seems as she's certainly made herself unavailable.

[ obi-wan says like he wasn't legit hiding her earlier from him. it's fine. wangji doesn't have to know that. ]

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