[Because Lan Wangji should at least get a couple of hours before he embarrasses the fuck out of himself
Lan Wangji's definitely not the only one who isn't happy to be here, though under normal circumstances he wouldn't be quite so obvious about it. But thanks to OKUNI SPECIFICALLY, the displeasure on his face is easily read, and he goes out of his way to avoid both twins. No, he does not care that it's their birthday. No, he will not be swayed by even the puppiest of puppy dog stares. Terrible.
You're welcome to try and approach him with food or to play an icebreaker game or even to chastise him for being rude, but it'll be hard to get him to play along. You've been warned.]
drunk
[Unfortunately for Lan Wangji's dignity, all of this is just... too much. It's too loud, too chaotic, too many people he doesn't know or doesn't like--just too much everything, and unless he wants to break down the doors (which he seriously contemplates for a good twenty minutes), he needs some other way to deal with all of this. Normally, he would never be so careless in public, and it's hard to say what the exact trigger is--but at some point during the mess that is this party, he'll go to the bar, grab a shot of literally anything, and down the whole thing in one go.
And then sits right down on the floor, assumes the lotus pose, and... meditates? ...Nope, his head's drooping. He's out.
After he's imbibed his one (1) shot of alcohol, fallen asleep for a good ten minutes, and jumped back up, you can catch him doing one of the following:
- wandering around with a very determined look in his eye, possibly stopping to stare intently at you - going up to random people and pushing them like a petulant child - also going up to and pushing the dancers (but like, their shoulders, he's not a pervert) - heading unsteadily for the stairs - trying to get behind the bar to gather up jars (and jars and more jars, he can sure hold a lot of these) of alcohol - stealing as many handcuffs as he can (hm) - hiding behind a plant - following Wei Wuxian around the room and then quickly turning around and standing in one spot if anybody looks at him (- I'm so sorry but mostly for myself)]
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[Because Lan Wangji should at least get a couple of hours before he embarrasses the fuck out of himself
Lan Wangji's definitely not the only one who isn't happy to be here, though under normal circumstances he wouldn't be quite so obvious about it. But thanks to OKUNI SPECIFICALLY, the displeasure on his face is easily read, and he goes out of his way to avoid both twins. No, he does not care that it's their birthday. No, he will not be swayed by even the puppiest of puppy dog stares. Terrible.
You're welcome to try and approach him with food or to play an icebreaker game or even to chastise him for being rude, but it'll be hard to get him to play along. You've been warned.]
drunk
[Unfortunately for Lan Wangji's dignity, all of this is just... too much. It's too loud, too chaotic, too many people he doesn't know or doesn't like--just too much everything, and unless he wants to break down the doors (which he seriously contemplates for a good twenty minutes), he needs some other way to deal with all of this. Normally, he would never be so careless in public, and it's hard to say what the exact trigger is--but at some point during the mess that is this party, he'll go to the bar, grab a shot of literally anything, and down the whole thing in one go.
And then sits right down on the floor, assumes the lotus pose, and... meditates? ...Nope, his head's drooping. He's out.
After he's imbibed his one (1) shot of alcohol, fallen asleep for a good ten minutes, and jumped back up, you can catch him doing one of the following:
- wandering around with a very determined look in his eye, possibly stopping to stare intently at you
- going up to random people and pushing them like a petulant child
- also going up to and pushing the dancers (but like, their shoulders, he's not a pervert)
- heading unsteadily for the stairs
- trying to get behind the bar to gather up jars (and jars and more jars, he can sure hold a lot of these) of alcohol
- stealing as many handcuffs as he can (hm)
- hiding behind a plant
- following Wei Wuxian around the room and then quickly turning around and standing in one spot if anybody looks at him
(- I'm so sorry but mostly for myself)]