[The real reason here is that every time Wei Wuxian sits him down on this bench, he ends up leaving, if only for a little bit. So now, his drunken brain has dubbed this the "Wei Wuxian Goes Away bench". He doesn't like it when Wei Wuxian leaves, so he doesn't like this bench. SIMPLE LOGIC.
Also, if they're going on a quest for a bench, that means Wei Wuxian's going to hold his hand some more. Perfect! Exactly what he wants!]
Mm.
[Time to reject every bench in the whole building]
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Also, if they're going on a quest for a bench, that means Wei Wuxian's going to hold his hand some more. Perfect! Exactly what he wants!]
Mm.
[Time to reject every bench in the whole building]