There's no way in hell Wei Wuxian would ever make the logical leap necessary to figure Lan Wangji's drunken mental gymnastics out, though, so he just chalks it up to... drunk people doing whatever they want, whenever they want, for literally no reason. Just like toddlers!]
Alright, let's go find you a better bench.
[AWAY HE GOES, leading Lan Wangji by the hand. He'll try to find one that looks a little more comfortable?? Maybe the other one was too-- lacking in cushions. Once he finds one with a few pillows, he points with his free hand.]
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There's no way in hell Wei Wuxian would ever make the logical leap necessary to figure Lan Wangji's drunken mental gymnastics out, though, so he just chalks it up to... drunk people doing whatever they want, whenever they want, for literally no reason. Just like toddlers!]
Alright, let's go find you a better bench.
[AWAY HE GOES, leading Lan Wangji by the hand. He'll try to find one that looks a little more comfortable?? Maybe the other one was too-- lacking in cushions. Once he finds one with a few pillows, he points with his free hand.]
There! How about that?