[STOP WAIT STOP WHAT. Wei Wuxian immediately throws his free arm in front of Lan Wangji, and would have just thrown his wholeass body there if he wasn't mildly concerned Lan Wangji currently lacks the dexterity to stop himself from throwing a chair at his head.]
No, NO!! Don't you dare throw that! You put that back down right now!!
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No, NO!! Don't you dare throw that! You put that back down right now!!