[IF THEY FALL THEY'LL GOUGE THEIR EYES OUT WITH TINY LITTLE COLORFUL PLASTIC CUBES, THAT'S TERRIBLE.]

Not sure what that is! [Cheerfully...] But any incentive to get better is a good one, so that sounds fine by me. Maybe we could grease the floor, too? So they know how to skate through rough terrain!

[Now he just wants people to fucking perish.]