[Terribly enough despite how AWFUL THIS TOPIC IS, he's the sort of stupid goober who is fueled by the moods of the people around him. If she's happy, he's happy! Even if he is absolutely a cursed existence and the farthest thing from a -- a what??]

A what now? Haha, really, though - you'd be the first to call me lucky! I guess there's something of a spot of fortune in it when you frame it like that. Kind of you, you know! But somehow, I feel like your first idea would still be more impressive to look at from the sky.

[Also more suiting because demonic cultivation jokes, heh. HEH. Demon Wei really becomes a demon.]