[There's a long pause, and then Wei Wuxian can feel and hear the clattering of all of the shit that scattered as Jiang Cheng stands up among it. The soft, solid thump of him dusting off the purple and black robes.
But then there's nothing. A longer pause than before.
Starting low, voice as terse and taut:] Wei WuxiAN!! [One or two of the precarious decorations tumbles down the mountain of crap from the growl.]
GET UP!
[Too late. The hands are shooting back into the mess to grab Wei Wuxian by the collar and drag him out.]
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But then there's nothing. A longer pause than before.
Starting low, voice as terse and taut:] Wei WuxiAN!! [One or two of the precarious decorations tumbles down the mountain of crap from the growl.]
GET UP!
[Too late. The hands are shooting back into the mess to grab Wei Wuxian by the collar and drag him out.]