[NO WHY DIDN'T HIS DEVASTATINGLY BRILLIANT PLAN WORK...
He is Disappointed But Not Surprised (And Also Marginally Scared For His Wholeass Life) as he's hauled up from his garbage bed by the collar, shedding plastic spider rings and packets of candy corn as he goes. He holds both hands up, caught somewhere between a placating gesture and a gesture of trying to avoid being arrested. His brain just helpfully supplies oh, no. If the sound of anxious static could be conveyed along with it, that's absolutely what would be happening right now.]
Ahaha, Jiang Cheng...! [FANCY SEEING YOU IN THIS AISLE OF DEATH.] So you've been pulled here, too.
[@ god please strike him down on the spot and spare him.]
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He is Disappointed But Not Surprised (And Also Marginally Scared For His Wholeass Life) as he's hauled up from his garbage bed by the collar, shedding plastic spider rings and packets of candy corn as he goes. He holds both hands up, caught somewhere between a placating gesture and a gesture of trying to avoid being arrested. His brain just helpfully supplies oh, no. If the sound of anxious static could be conveyed along with it, that's absolutely what would be happening right now.]
Ahaha, Jiang Cheng...! [FANCY SEEING YOU IN THIS AISLE OF DEATH.] So you've been pulled here, too.
[@ god please strike him down on the spot and spare him.]