[ Yes, yes, because when they were talking about swords and the like, he totally seemed like he'd be scared of her.

She laughs, crouching on top of him because she's definitely terrifying and not because it's funny. (It's both.) She shifts, so she's sitting directly on his back. If he still wants to crawl away with her on his back, she'll do her best to keep her balance. ]

You're such a quick learner! I'm so impressed. I'd be more impressed, if you learned that I don't hate you to that extent. Are you going out of your way to be annoying?