[IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE.]

I am being cautious! I've been plenty cautious, haha. [THE LAUGH SAYS OTHERWISE but look.

Actually don't look. Anyway!! TO THE CLOTHES. He's nyooming on ahead, immediately diving into a pile of whatever looks softest. There's a zebra print sweater in here...]

Oh! What about something like this? We'll need sleeves big enough to fit your arms and those chains of yours.