Microwave! [Microwave. Probably one in an abandoned sad employee lounge or one they borrow from a samples cart - which, speaking of! There's one in a nearby aisle, just chillin with some (probably cold by now) pretzel bites in little paper cups.
He slaps the top of the microwave after trotting over there.]
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He slaps the top of the microwave after trotting over there.]
Have you seen one of these before?