[ is he getting punk'd? is ashton kutcher waiting around the corner to tell him sword surfing isn't actually a thing ]

... Right. [ The thing is, Wen Ning sounds completely serious, and Royce likes to think he's pretty good at telling if someone is lying. It doesn't seem like it. ] And that doesn't cut your feet to ribbons. And somehow you can balance while it's moving.

This is something only cultivators can do? [ Whatever, he's seen weirder he guesses. Done weirder, too. ]