[ Kano's hands freeze in the middle of picking up a box of apple crumble muffins, which is honestly more like dense cake than a muffin. HOW TO EXPLAIN COSTCO MUFFINS. It's like trying to explain airplanes and power lines to other people; he's really taking his day to day experiences for granted. ]

Um, hm... You know bread, right? It's like bread, but way too oily and suuuuuuuuuuuper sweet and if you eat too many at one time, it feels like your heart stops, but it's so delicious, you just can't stop! Why don't we get them outside to free up your hands, and you can try one? Or five?