[STOP STARING AT HIM, JUDGMENTAL JELLY EYE!! He doesn't want to touch Jiang Cheng in case he ends up with his wrist snapped in two.
Except for the part where he absolutely doesn't slam the brakes fast enough and ends up crashing into him the next aisle over anyway... At least it probably dislodges the eye. After reclaiming his SAFE DISTANCE:]
—First of all, there is no store owner. [He can leave all the messes he wants behind and NO ONE CAN STOP HIM!! No cops are here to arrest him! Perish.] Second, I'm trying to explain to you how this place works so you don't end up running off with your bad temper to ruin someone's day.
[The last thing we need is to scare the other new arrivals, drifts a very honest thought, fulfilling what's surely a nightmare scenario of Jiang Cheng being stuck hearing Wei Wuxian's voice in his head.]
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Except for the part where he absolutely doesn't slam the brakes fast enough and ends up crashing into him the next aisle over anyway... At least it probably dislodges the eye. After reclaiming his SAFE DISTANCE:]
—First of all, there is no store owner. [He can leave all the messes he wants behind and NO ONE CAN STOP HIM!! No cops are here to arrest him! Perish.] Second, I'm trying to explain to you how this place works so you don't end up running off with your bad temper to ruin someone's day.
[The last thing we need is to scare the other new arrivals, drifts a very honest thought, fulfilling what's surely a nightmare scenario of Jiang Cheng being stuck hearing Wei Wuxian's voice in his head.]