[ he'd be able to handle it. xie lian is freakishly strong which is what happens when dana doesn't make me nerf his strength too much.
xie lian follows quite dutifully, trying to get a better look at his packages. he's feeling pleased: he helped with a job, and this was a perfect reward. with a job well done, xie lian follows with a spring in his step, and then sets down his giant load of snacks and drinks, carefully setting them down on the ground. as he settles, spreading out his robes, xie lian glances at the can. that's the energy drink, right...? he examines it briefly in his hand; it's a bit cold, and it has a little tab at the top. ]
Let's see... [ he turns it to the side... ] How do you...? [ fiddle, fiddle. what's this? he gets his nail underneath the tab, opens it, and --
PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it immediately explodes in his face. ]
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xie lian follows quite dutifully, trying to get a better look at his packages. he's feeling pleased: he helped with a job, and this was a perfect reward. with a job well done, xie lian follows with a spring in his step, and then sets down his giant load of snacks and drinks, carefully setting them down on the ground. as he settles, spreading out his robes, xie lian glances at the can. that's the energy drink, right...? he examines it briefly in his hand; it's a bit cold, and it has a little tab at the top. ]
Let's see... [ he turns it to the side... ] How do you...? [ fiddle, fiddle. what's this? he gets his nail underneath the tab, opens it, and --
PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it immediately explodes in his face. ]