[ 9S is a walking computer, so luckily he has stronger memory recall than most. There's no hesitation as he starts listing: ]

One, you asked me to name ten things in order to prove my point. Who does that?
Two, you're keeping a packet of relish that's been open for month.
Three, your pants are full of ketchup and Pop-Tarts.
Four, you go by "Gel-P", which is barely a name even by my standards.
Five, you were trying to make off with an entire crate of tomatoes when we met.
Six, everything you said about being a "Burnish".
Seven, your first instinct when I told you about my hacking was to break into a cash register.
Eight, you're allergic to disclosing any kind of meaningful information about yourself.
Nine, you're clearly a nice guy, but for some reason, you don't want me to know it.
Ten, you've basically admitted that you're trying to come across as weird, so the the claim that you're normal now is crazy in itself.

[ He feels like this entire list was pointless, honestly, but Kano can't say 9S didn't provide proof... ]