Of course! I'll start with the worst one - I said "thank you" to a vendor for sparing me by giving me some potatoes that hadn't sprouted yet. All well and good, right? Even though I'd been fighting for those potatoes without sprouts for so long. An entire hour, practically! But that's neither here nor there. Anyway, long story short, I went home and cut open those potatoes and... they were all rotten! Every single one! How's that for a curse? Awful!
[HE'S SO TORN UP OVER HIS POTATOES and dramatically rolls to his side.]
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Of course! I'll start with the worst one - I said "thank you" to a vendor for sparing me by giving me some potatoes that hadn't sprouted yet. All well and good, right? Even though I'd been fighting for those potatoes without sprouts for so long. An entire hour, practically! But that's neither here nor there. Anyway, long story short, I went home and cut open those potatoes and... they were all rotten! Every single one! How's that for a curse? Awful!
[HE'S SO TORN UP OVER HIS POTATOES and dramatically rolls to his side.]