[ a god of misfortune and scrap collecting, that just hits right in the heart..... she's not wrong........ ]

Eh--um, sort of. Not really? I'm a martial god, but I don't have many followers anymore, it's not like I'm powerful, and I do collect scraps...and I am rather unfortunate.....

[ ... ] ...it's complicated. Ah! I am a heavenly official, though.