osuni: (sits)
okuni kumou ([personal profile] osuni) wrote in [community profile] fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm

world one: hi! welcome to chili's!

WHO: baren, okuni, boose the moose, and all partygoers
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none



Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.

And what a party it is.

Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --

The real highlight of this night is Boose the Moose, wearing a glittery paper crown and placidly stepping inside the bar with two figures riding astride on top of him. yeah. it's Baren and Okuni on top their loyal steed, waving their hands at their guests like this was all planned and an elaborate attempt to trap the entire town of Montevallo in one bar.


But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.

Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!

Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with

As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:* HAPPY TWENTY-SECOND BAPPY TWINS!!! *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
givethemhell: (anime tch)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-20 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP SHE CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR NOT GETTING HER WEIRD CONVOLUTED WAY OF TRYING TO GET HIM TO SEE THE LIGHT.]

What have I even done! If you wanted to avoid certain answers, you should have been more specific with the questions! Come on - let's leave the games and get some cake, that should cheer you up.
givethemhell: (oh!?)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-20 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess he's getting a FACEFUL OF DELICIOUS EDIBLE FLOWERS, THANKS FRIEND.

...Well, at least it's tasty. He'll just scoop some into his mouth from wherever it's smushed onto his face so he can eat it like the demon he is. NO WASTING GOOD FOOD.]


—Would have been better with the actual cake, probably. Not bad, though!
givethemhell: (twigtemper)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-20 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
[You know how brothers are fuckin disgusting and Okuni basically grew up in a CROWD OF BROTHERS??

After a second or two of really letting the Flavor of this cake layer set in, Wei Wuxian gently reaches out for her hand meaningfully and with great feeling

to attempt to spit this mouthful of cake into it.]
infinitesadness: This Shit Again ([13])

he'd like a refund on his feelings thank

[personal profile] infinitesadness 2020-02-20 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ obi-wan closes his damned eyes and wishes for more brandy. or 1920's tylenol? whichever he finds first honestly ]

........ Okuni.

[ no wonder wangji is Ready For Murder??? ]

While I would say that's rather unsurprising, please do take more care when we're already in an elevated sense of caution.
stressweets: Just when I learned how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them. (001. friendship is magic)

honestly me neither

[personal profile] stressweets 2020-02-20 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
She'd tell me, "I said that you're charming, didn't I?" and laugh at me.

[ maybe not the second part, but absolutely the first. he's gonna let her stick it there though, rubbing it with a smile. heheh... he so doesn't deserve the gold behavior star he was BAD JUST NOW. ]

I don't think I could end up one though, really. Even if I'm charming and not that bad-looking, no one wants to date the police. [ it's fine. ] And with all that time I spent getting good at drawing to impress people, too.
givethemhell: (a miserably jingling foole)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-22 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS WHAT SHE GETS!! PLEASE!!!! He yelps, leaning away from Okuni's DEMON HAND as it tries to PULL HIS FACE.]

I don't want to eat this part! Does the whole thing taste like this?! Get me something better.
givethemhell: (times you need to see her smile)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-22 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[OKUNI IS REALLY WAY TOO LENIENT WITH HIM!!! PLEASE. DOESN'T EVEN WIPE HIS OWN NASTY CAKE SPIT BACK ONTO HIM wow, he gets off so much easier than Baren.

He also moves to take this new cake with too much trust in his stupid soul. After taking a bite WITHOUT PAUSE, god just poison him someday:]


—That one's good! That one's really good. Why wouldn't all of them be like that, huh?
givethemhell: (a solitary dance)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2020-02-24 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD BE LIKE OKUNI WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE STOP OR HAVE AT LEAST A CHILL but Wei Wuxian, as a fellow gremlin, just gives an appraising nod.]

Hm, hm - I guess that makes sense and fits the theme. [The theme is just "Okuni and Baren are demons".] And the pieces that are terrible will just make the pieces that are great that much better!

[He will be sticking to this layer now that he knows it's safe, though. Food struggles are only funny if it's other people okay.]
stressweets: She taught me that one of the best things you can do with friendship is to give it to others, and help them find it themselves! [...] even though somepony seems a little intimidating, even scary, when you offer them your friendship, you'll discover a whole new pony underneath. (059. luna eclipsed)

[personal profile] stressweets 2020-02-26 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ dahjkfdsf ]

...Wouldn't it be more Romeo and Juliet-esque if it were between the families though?
stressweets: I was so worried about how it could go wrong, I didn't even think about how it could go right. (073. triple threat)

[personal profile] stressweets 2020-02-26 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ OKUNI YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST EMBARRASSED!!! YOU CAN'T BE AN UNFEELING GREMLIN!!! HE KNOWS YOUR SECRETS NOW. ]

Then a better one, where no one dies. [ hmph. ] This is real life, Miss Okuni. We're allowed to write our own endings, aren't we?

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