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fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
osuni) wrote in fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
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world one: hi! welcome to chili's!
WHO: baren, okuni, boose the moose, and all partygoers
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* HAPPY TWENTY-SECOND BAPPY TWINS!!! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
The real highlight of this night is Boose the Moose, wearing a glittery paper crown and placidly stepping inside the bar with two figures riding astride on top of him. yeah. it's Baren and Okuni on top their loyal steed, waving their hands at their guests like this was all planned and an elaborate attempt to trap the entire town of Montevallo in one bar.
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
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Ohh... I can't believe you're going to upset me like this on my birthday! You're terrible!
[she needs several DRINKS!! drinks for getting angry at wwx over a hypothetical situation that he doesn't realize is supposed to be about him and lwj because Okuni made it about the apocalypse and a stranger instead, wow.]
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What have I even done! If you wanted to avoid certain answers, you should have been more specific with the questions! Come on - let's leave the games and get some cake, that should cheer you up.
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Hmph... Terrible... [TERRIBLE!!! but she'll follow him to their ridiculous GIANT TOWER CAKE regardless
she'll even cut out a piece from the GREEN LAYER, the one with the fondant rose on the top. she sticks her fork in it and lifts that entire rose out and tries to shove it in Wei Wuxian's FACE
it's safe okay it's a chocolate rose]
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...Well, at least it's tasty. He'll just scoop some into his mouth from wherever it's smushed onto his face so he can eat it like the demon he is. NO WASTING GOOD FOOD.]
—Would have been better with the actual cake, probably. Not bad, though!
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[she'll take the forkful of the green cake and shove it into Wei Wuxian's MOUTH NEXT]
Here, try this next.
[it will taste like moss]
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After a second or two of really letting the Flavor of this cake layer set in, Wei Wuxian gently reaches out for her hand meaningfully and with great feeling
to attempt to spit this mouthful of cake into it.]
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Ahhh! Don't do that!
[WHAT ARE YOU, BOOSE?? okuni whips up her free hand to try and pull at WWX's cheek away from her while her other is NOW COVERED IN A MOUTHFUL OF MOSS CAKE!!]
Just eat it! It's our birthday cake, so you have to!
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I don't want to eat this part! Does the whole thing taste like this?! Get me something better.
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but she does release his cheek and wipe her other hand to cut him a slice from the pink layer.......... be grateful, wwx. if she was baren she'd stuff every single layer into his mouth like it's a great joke]
Here. Eat this then.
[it's strawberry okay it's fine]
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He also moves to take this new cake with too much trust in his stupid soul. After taking a bite WITHOUT PAUSE, god just poison him someday:]
—That one's good! That one's really good. Why wouldn't all of them be like that, huh?
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she looks at WWX like she's considering doing just that though, hm... the party's just starting, the night's still young, wwx is still ripe for a cake dunking...]
Because we can't just reward our party guests with nice cake on our birthday. That's boring! It's much better to make it a game and have everyone second-guess every bite they take. That's the only way a birthday should be celebrated!
[yeah, the twins' b-day]
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Hm, hm - I guess that makes sense and fits the theme. [The theme is just "Okuni and Baren are demons".] And the pieces that are terrible will just make the pieces that are great that much better!
[He will be sticking to this layer now that he knows it's safe, though. Food struggles are only funny if it's other people okay.]