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fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
osuni) wrote in fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
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world one: hi! welcome to chili's!
WHO: baren, okuni, boose the moose, and all partygoers
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* HAPPY TWENTY-SECOND BAPPY TWINS!!! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
The real highlight of this night is Boose the Moose, wearing a glittery paper crown and placidly stepping inside the bar with two figures riding astride on top of him. yeah. it's Baren and Okuni on top their loyal steed, waving their hands at their guests like this was all planned and an elaborate attempt to trap the entire town of Montevallo in one bar.
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
uno bappy
[There's gotta be at least one Chaos Reigns option, and this is it. It's Baren making drinks that are both gorgeous and heavily liquored up - except for those who don't drink, in which case he just makes such beautiful drinks that AU God cries and wishes that this world had instagram, that's how pretty they are.
And he'll slide it over to you, grinning.]
C'mon, loosen up a little!
Wanna play an icebreaker?
[HE HAS THE HANDCUFFS AT THE READY]
[ B : 0.000000001% soft boi ]
[the longer that everyone's stuck together and the more they're forced to mingle - the more baren actually seems to back off a little bit. anyone looking for him will realize that baren is sometimes perched on the steps that'd lead up to his (very very very locked) room in the attic, just watching everyone, expression unreadable - or he's just hanging back behind the bar counter doing much of the same
and maybe you'll make a really funny fmk choice, or maybe you'll say something in a drunken stupor
but then he'll have to suddenly turn away, covering his mouth, shoulders shaking
it's not until everyone's released and the fireworks are going off overhead that baren will even risk it - a genuine, private smile to himself, no matter what other chaos and insanity happened
because this town is so fucked up. people are getting their arms broken, others are getting kidnapped, and the past few weeks have been insane. but that's just the time they live in, isn't it? it doesn't change the fact that he's so fucking soft for this entire town of montevallo that he couldn't even pick a side to swear his loyalty to - so he didn't. it's a pretty horrible place, but it's a town that baren loves with his whole heart and no matter how much others will talk shit about him and his choices, that'll never change.
not once through the night does he individually ask anyone for a gift for himself again, despite all the fluster he made in the weeks past.
seems like he's got everything he wants.
so it might be a trick of the moonlight - the way that baren's expressions looks barely a touch fonder - as he checks on you after the fireworks]
You good to get home?
b!
He still seems fond though because he's also grossly soft beneath the gremlin onion layers. Gross. He stretches his arms overhead, enjoying the crisp smell of night air and firecracker smoke and glancing around at all these (probably exhausted, but also probably mostly satisfied) party-goers.]
Mmhm! You two really outdid yourselves this year, though. You'll have to start planning for your twenty-third birthday now if you want to top this one, you know?
[He has faith, though... Unfortunately.]
Did it go like you'd hoped?
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[hE'S JUST REALLY FIXATED ON THIS ELEPHANT THING HE'S MENTIONED IT LIKE TWICE but regardless - baren's just going to laugh.]
I dunno if I had hopes. [besides like the dirt low expectation that people wouldn't kill each other] Wasn't bad though.
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Hah! You'll have to build an entirely separate place if you plan on riding an elephant inside.
[As if that's the biggest of their future potential elephant-related concerns?? Anyway it's good to keep expectations low so that's fair enough. He smiles, folding his arms across his chest.]
It was nice to see everyone warming up to things and having a good time. [FOR THE MOST PART. He's sorry about his drunk househusband.]
a, why wasn't i going to pick this
alcoholic or not tsukasa'll take the offered drink, staring pointedly at the handcuffs
then at baren
then the handcuffs
then baren again
baren. ]
Do I have to play to get back my stolen handcuffs, Mr. Kumou, or are you planning on dropping them off at my house after you and Miss Okuni have had your fun.
[ this is not really a question, per se. ]
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[hm]
But you can start picking 'em up now, if you want! Just leave enough for us to threaten people with - they won't move otherwise!
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...Probably not. [ he can agree with that, relaxing a little. ] For a bunch of adults, you all sure act like a group of kids at a school dance... I'm not that surprised though. The Mori and Xian Le aren't exactly, mm... Besties, right? I mean, I think on an individual level, plenty of them get along without considering their loyalties - but altogether in a group it's different, right?
b give me soft baren
She finds herself dragging her feet as the night grows long. She has to go back sometime, but it's like there's a spell on the bar that feels too fragile to break just yet. It's obviously because she needs to help clean up all the chaos left behind, of course. She can't just GO. That's bad manners!!]
Baren, [she starts, shifting the streamers to her other arm as she hops on up towards him, holding out her free hand to take his.] ...happy birthday!
[happy bappy, barenapy]
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so he just exhales a soft laugh when she comes up to him, reaching out to take her hand and letting them swing between them]
Mm.
Happy birthday, Okuni.
[happy bappy, okunapy]
love the twins barenappy and okunapy
Hehe. [it would be an ominous HEHE from Okuni if this was anyone besides Baren tbh...] I liked how even though everyone was upset at first, they all enjoyed themselves in the end.
[MAYBE... MOST OF THEM...]
How were the presents this year? Should we hold off on any post-birthday punishments?
b
[shigure has zero fear, so.]
I'm surprised the night has ended without Tsukasa arresting anyone.
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[AND NOTHING ELSE]
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a
No thanks, man. I'm good on the drink.
[He is, however, handing him something! It's a very poorly drawn picture of an elephant. Happy birthday, Baren.]