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fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
osuni) wrote in fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
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world one: hi! welcome to chili's!
WHO: baren, okuni, boose the moose, and all partygoers
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* HAPPY TWENTY-SECOND BAPPY TWINS!!! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
The real highlight of this night is Boose the Moose, wearing a glittery paper crown and placidly stepping inside the bar with two figures riding astride on top of him. yeah. it's Baren and Okuni on top their loyal steed, waving their hands at their guests like this was all planned and an elaborate attempt to trap the entire town of Montevallo in one bar.
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
b ia with that
...Yes it is, but why am I hiding you? [ a beat, and softer: ] Happy birthday, Miss Okuni. You look very lovely tonight.
the twins cheating and opening their eyes to see where tsukasa hides
Thank you, Tsucchi! You're so sweet. I knew bidding on you was the right choice!
[since it's her birthday, she's going to try her luck and try linking arms with him, hehe. hope baren isn't nearby to handcuff Tsukasa to Boose.]
I know that a lot of other people probably bid on you too, but it would be nice if I won, wouldn't it?
sdshgdjsgdsf THIS IS SO MEAN HE'S GONNA RESCIND HIS GIFT
but also, ahkjdsafg!? ]
You bid on me!? [ WHYYYYYY, HE TOLD SHINOBU NOBODY WOULD!! ] I- I mean, no, I don't think a lot of people did, actually, so I'm sure you'll win if you... Really want to...
[ ohh my goddddddddddd, he's burying his face in one of his hands at least please end him ]
Why'd you waste your money on me... There's plenty of more deserving people!!
[ but tsukasa not all of them react like you what's the POINT ]
ONLY IF HE CAN PROVE THAT THEY CHEATED
only Tsukasa can feed her like this. Her eyes get that gleam in her eye...]
Don't be silly! Even if there are, no one is quite like you. [that's a FACT!!!] You're a good artist, you take care of your parents, you have a stable job that's legal, and Shinobu likes you! I personally think that puts you towards the top. You could really beat out all the other bachelors!
[except for baren, but Okuni knows her own bias]
WELL!! WELL!!!! POINT
You and Shinobu are just the same. Shishi also insists on embarrassing me with flattery. I love you both, but neither of you have any shame, do you.
cue the twins, cackling
Hehe, that's because Shinobu-chan and I are both great, wonderful, and clever people who don't need anything as boring as shame. [okuni can say this because she's actually complimenting shinobu here okay!!!] And we both care about you! Though Shinobu-chan always tells me to take it easy on you, so she's definitely better than me.
[SHE'S BETTER IN A LOT OF WAYS...]
That's why I bid on her too!
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[ uh
a furtive look at baren
leaning closer ] You, too. Um... Even though you're a handful, Miss Okuni, I do feel like you support me a lot in your own way, so I wanted to repay you in some small way, so I placed a small bid on you... I don't think I'll win, but I wanted you to know that I appreciate you.
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The next part catches Okuni completely by surprise though. Treasure that expression on Okuni's face, Tsukasa... For it is a rare and wild being.
look, it is her birthday, and she has been hearing nice things like 'happy birthday okuni' and 'why is there a moose in the bar okuni, that's a safety violation', but hearing Tsukasa just tell her that he appreciates her is.... hmm... well it's different... It soothes a part of gremlin, punk heart.
It's also embarrassing... so Okuni turns her face away!!]
Well. It's good that you bid on a lot of people. Even if you don't win anyone, your money will have gone to a good cause.
[unfortunately, her ears are visibly red. an effort was made.]
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i had to dig out the height chart for this]Fufu... You're pretty cute tonight, Miss Okuni. [ ♪♪♪ ] Now I regret not bidding more on you - I'd like to see this adorable side of yours again, and a date seems like a guaranteed opportunity to.
closes eyes at that tag... bella
How... how dare you! [DONT!! TSUKASA!!! （;≧皿≦）] You can't say something like that, Tsucchi... It's -- illegal! You're breaking the law! This counts as a -- crime of passion!
unfortunately..... he is like this. also, okuni showed weakness
he'll lift one of her hands though he has something to whisper- ]
Then it's one I'm happy to commit if it means seeing you like this. [ ♡ ] But I know I'm a little too young for you, Miss Okuni, so I'll stop teasing you.
[ especially since he hasn't had the chance to give her his gift!!! it's a sheet of gold star stickers as stated in discord before, i die on jokes. he has let go of her hand to give this to her btw he needs not to whisper now ]
Happy birthday. For your good behavior ♪
can't believe this is tsukasa's victory
she might be too fond of this teenage police captain to try and hurt him... how is it that fate has turned out this way... and on her BIRTHDAY TOO!! but before she can yell about her birthday rights, Tsukasa is handing her a sheet of... stickers...]
...I can't believe you, Tsucchi. You're a sweet-talker now, but if you're not careful you'll end up being a playboy. What would Shinobu-chan say then? [LOOK AT BAREN, THE PERFECT EXAMPLE.
she does like the stickers though... they're sparkly and they appeal to her magpie nature... she gently peels one off and just sticks it on Tsukasa's FOREHEAD]
honestly me neither
[ maybe not the second part, but absolutely the first. he's gonna let her stick it there though, rubbing it with a smile. heheh... he so doesn't deserve the gold behavior star he was BAD JUST NOW. ]
I don't think I could end up one though, really. Even if I'm charming and not that bad-looking, no one wants to date the police. [ it's fine. ] And with all that time I spent getting good at drawing to impress people, too.
ENJOY IT WHILE U CAN TSUKASA
Don't be silly, everyone wants to date the police! [hm] There is something kind of romantic about being on different sides, like star-crossed lovers... Fated to be enemies! Constantly on the run from the one you love!
[she pauses]
It only works with the police though. It's not fun if it's between a Xian Le and Mori.
[besides the fact that it would ABSOLUTELY BE THE SAME!!]
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...Wouldn't it be more Romeo and Juliet-esque if it were between the families though?
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[AND ALSO SAD, but Okuni pretends she's an unfeeling gremlin and opts for 'boring' instead.]
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Then a better one, where no one dies. [ hmph. ] This is real life, Miss Okuni. We're allowed to write our own endings, aren't we?