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fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
osuni) wrote in fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
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world one: hi! welcome to chili's!
WHO: baren, okuni, boose the moose, and all partygoers
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* HAPPY TWENTY-SECOND BAPPY TWINS!!! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
The real highlight of this night is Boose the Moose, wearing a glittery paper crown and placidly stepping inside the bar with two figures riding astride on top of him. yeah. it's Baren and Okuni on top their loyal steed, waving their hands at their guests like this was all planned and an elaborate attempt to trap the entire town of Montevallo in one bar.
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
drunk as a skunk take five
Wangji, I don't think even Wuxian can drink all of that.
[ in one sitting at least ]
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For now, though, he's just carefully stacking jars with intense focus, not because he cares that much about making a mess, but because if he breaks any then he'll have to go wandering around town to find more, and Wei Wuxian is here, not there.]
Mm. Saving. For later. [Where exactly is he going to store them...]
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[ he’d honestly like to record this moment for prosperity but that’s the struggle of being in a timey whimy au. instead he just quietly snorts with absolute fondness, eyes glancing around for wherever Wuxian vanished off too ]
Is there a reason for this?
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But there are two things he is never compromised enough to talk about, drunk or not: 1. important Mori family secrets, and 2. the true depths of his gay feelings. He squints at his accumulated booze, though it's hard to tell if it's because he's thinking of a good response or if he's trying to count them.]
...Hide them from Haku. [what]
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that being said, an incredulous eyebrow arches, obi-wan suddenly grateful for the beard hiding the twitch of his mouth. ]
Is that right? I take it he’ll be quite cross, hm?
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[Even shitfaced beyond belief, and even after the whole "kidnapping" debacle, he still has faith in his son. It's just...]
Too much like me. Wei Ying can [grind his gears, talk circles around him, taunt him into doing things he would never do normally because Wei Wuxian is just Like That] alter his judgment.
[SO WHY ISN'T HIDING THE BOOZE FROM WEI WUXIAN THEN]
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It's good he has you as a positive influence to balance it out then.
[ also wwx has a third eye for booze, he'd never be able to hide it for long ]
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The thought is enough to distract him from his current task; he narrows his eyes at the booze he's curated, then turns that gaze back to Obi-wan, jaw firmly set.]
Okuni.
[oh god he's after her again]
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I haven't seen her in a while, however. It seems as she's certainly made herself unavailable.
[ obi-wan says like he wasn't legit hiding her earlier from him. it's fine. wangji doesn't have to know that. ]
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[More like absconded with him with dubiously good intentions, but still. IT WAS A BAD TIME. He needs to push her into the cake.]
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[ obi-wan sounds incredulous at these turn of events, eyebrow raising straight up to his hairline. OKUNI?? no wonder wangji is out for blood?? ]
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[A pause, then he amends--] He's back.
[As if Lan Wangji would be here if he wasn't. BUT STILL]
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[ does he want to know how? .......... no, probably not. but if okuni is still running then haku is a Good Boy who has better sense than half of his elders. (haha, does he tho) ]
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Where is she?
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[ he reaches over to poke one of the alcohols because keeping Wangji from doing something he'll regret sober is his new goal. hopefully, okuni stays out of eyesight as he does so. ]
Is that what these were about?
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He's not normally so easy to distract, but he's drunk, and also... well. The way his face softens immediately when he looks back at the booze is probably telling enough.
Or maybe he's just getting dizzy. It's fine.]
No. For Wei Ying. [The fact that it's Kumou booze is just a nice bonus.]
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Aaah. I should have guessed.
[ he’s sliding back into rather amused though given the dopey looking expression on his usually rather stoic friends face. ]
Perhaps we should go find him. [ and maybe find wangji some water while they're at it? ]
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[please give him water he is going to be a fucking mess tomorrow]
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[ he's at least be scanning the area for water if lwj doesn't look like he's inclined to go anywhere ]