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fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
osuni) wrote in fracturarpg2020-02-02 09:47 pm
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world one: hi! welcome to chili's!
WHO: baren, okuni, boose the moose, and all partygoers
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* HAPPY TWENTY-SECOND BAPPY TWINS!!! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
WHERE: Koi Pond
WHEN: 2/02
WHAT: the twins decide to throw their birthday party two days after that date auction despite all the chaos and kidnappings going on, and also okuni is supposed to be grounded but they let her out for her birthday ig. now everyone is trapped in this bar and forced to mingle.
WARNINGS: there's nudity?? but not like explicit ig, otherwise none
Everyone has most definitely received a cursed invitation in the form of a.) baren reaching out to the Mori and Neutral-aligned residents of Montevallo and b.) Okuni nagging everyone in the Xian Le and associated with the Xian Le, but REGARDLESS OF WHICH ONE YOU GET it all boils down to someone having a party at the Koi Pond tonight.
And what a party it is.
Whether you're unfortunate enough to arrive right on time or you stroll on in to stare at your surroundings like that community.gif, you'll see that the Koi Pond is decked lavishly with balloons on the wall and streamers on the floor and bright lights just about everywhere so no introverts can escape. There are tables loaded with food free of motor oil and pickle juice, music being played by a real live band, a photographer who is making it his job to get very close and in your face at every opportune moment, and a group of dancers decked with strands of pearls and feather fans and nothing much else (this is a co-ed dance troupe, we're equal opportunity here)! They sure are distracting, but they're not even close to the main attraction, no --
The real highlight of this night is Boose the Moose, wearing a glittery paper crown and placidly stepping inside the bar with two figures riding astride on top of him. yeah. it's Baren and Okuni on top their loyal steed, waving their hands at their guests like this was all planned and an elaborate attempt to trap the entire town of Montevallo in one bar.
But before you try shooting them off the moose, take the time to try a piece from the gigantic birthday cake laying resplendent on the table that has the words HAPPY BAPPY TWINS inscribed on the top!!! Incredible! Amazing!! Feel free to have a taste -- each tier is a different flavor, and some tiers are more unfortunate than others.
Now that you've found yourself enclosed in a space with either people from your enemy faction or people from two factions on the outs with one another, please take the time to greet either of the Demon Twins of Montevallo, each holding two pairs of handcuffs in each hand and gazing expectantly towards you. That or mingle at will, because someone locked the doors and windows and slid two iron bars through the handles!!
Just give up and have a good time at this terrible party... Indulge in some icebreakers!
- a plastic jar filled with strips of paper with world-breaking questions such as: If you were trapped in a burning building and could only save one person, would it be your family or your lover? or If you had to pick someone to be the last person on earth with you, would you pick Wei Wuxian or Kano? or just variations of Fuck, Marry, or Kill with different names on each slip
- a human sized dartboard for people to stand in front of and get hit by plastic darts
- the handcuff icebreaker where okuni or baren just handcuff you to someone that you now have to spend time with
As the night comes to a close, Baren and Okuni will take pity on their guests by opening the doors, just in time to set off twenty two fireworks in rapid succession right outside the bar itself.
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Also no, it's not fine... he'll still let Wei Wuxian pull him over, but he casts a glance at the window that can only be described as longing.]
Let's go outside.
[Is that better? Baren might be annoyed if they break a window but like? Who cares??]
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You do know they've locked the windows and doors, right? We could ask one of them to let us out for a little if you really wanted, though.
[He'll reach out with his free hand to pat Lan Wangji's arm, attempting to be like .5% reassuring, at least.]
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[Oh, that's a more derisive sound than usual... he's not quite scowling, but he doesn't seem keen on that idea at all. Probably not surprising that he doesn't want to talk to the twins, since it's only been a day since the date auction. Lordt.
THERE'S STILL AN EASIER SOLUTION, THOUGH!! Lan Wangji takes over again, pulling him over towards the closest unoccupied chair he can find, regardless of whether or not it looked like someone was sitting in it a minute ago. ALSO REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT OTHER PEOPLE ARE AT THIS TABLE because he doesn't acknowledge them, just picks up the empty chair with his free hand and looks back towards the window--]
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No, NO!! Don't you dare throw that! You put that back down right now!!
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I won't miss. [try and sound a little less confident in your drunken skills lwj]
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[HE'LL PUSH AND TUG AND PULL UNTIL HE DOES.]
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A game?
Time to play tug-of-war with this chair I guess AT LEAST HE FINALLY LETS GO OF WEI WUXIAN'S OTHER HAND although he kind of just holds the chair and lets Wei Wuxian pull it, and him, around... man though Wei Wuxian should really be more careful!!]
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Once there, he tries to put the chair down.]
Come on - come here. Let's sit, alright? Here, you first.
[So he can sit closer to the end and block Lan Wangji from trying to ESCAPE.]
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Do I win? [Without waiting for an answer--] You have to win.
[HAVE TO.]
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If I have to win, then-- [What game are they even playing. What did he even win??] ...Then I'll win as soon as you sit!
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Lan Wangji considers this for a minute. If he sits, then the game will end, and he doesn't want that!! But if him sitting means that Wei Wuxian wins the game, then maybe that's okay.
Wei Wuxian might leave again once he wins, though... even worse, he might go play with somebody else. Bad. :<
But if this is a booth sort of situation, then there's an easy solution to this too!! Lan Wangji PUTS DOWN THE CHAIR...
...and then unceremoniously grabs Wei Wuxian's arms and just fuckin shoves him rudely into the booth so that he can block Wei Wuxian in. NO ESCAPE FOR WEI YINGS.]
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[He TUMBLES INTO THE BOOTH, a heap of flying limbs that probably rattles the glasses of the tables around them when he crashes into BASICALLY THE FLOOR SINCE IT'S A LOW-LAYING TABLE. Thanks Lan Wangji.
On one hand, this is more or less what he wanted! Just for Lan Wangji to sit his stupid ass down! On the other, he did not anticipate being trapped. How will he roam about the party causing mischief now... He reaches out, slapping Lan Wangji's arm several times.]
Hey, hey! Lan Zhan, can't you be a little more gentle? You're going to give me a concussion if you shove me around like that!
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Either way, Lan Wangji doesn't even pretend to be swayed by his slappy hands. He just stays where he is, looking pleased with himself, and claps his hands over his ears again. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT BEING GENTLE, HE CAN'T HEAR SUDDENLY HE DOESN'T KNOW.]
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Lan Zhan ah, Lan Zhan, don't ignore me. Come on - if you're going to block my way out, at least talk to me!
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He is, at least, gentler this time--almost too gentle, actually, folding his hands over Wei Wuxian's and bringing them to rest in his lap. He tilts his head slightly to the side again, staring intently at Wei Wuxian as he does.
He's, uh. He's listening, is what that means.]
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—How are we supposed to hold a conversation like this, Lan Zhan? You aren't even saying anything. Say something, would you?
[PLEASE he is DYING. And yet he doesn't bother trying to take his own stupid hands back or moving away himself.]
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He's like | | this close to obediently just saying "something", but even "I'M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES" levels of drunk like he is, he knows that's not what Wei Wuxian means. So he thinks about it for a minute, then turns that super serious expression back on Wei Wuxian.]
You look very nice tonight.
[He shoulda just said "something"]
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He does reach up to squish Lan Wangji's cheeks between his hands, though.]
I'm not wearing anything different than usual. Actually, can you even see in this lighting? Your eyes haven't gone crossed from all the alcohol you've had yet?
[LET HIM JUST hold Lan Wangji's face in place so he can check his eyes to make sure they aren't crossed... There's no clearly platonic besotted staring happening here no sir.]
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No. [His vision is fine!! Look how intently he's staring!!!!]
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—Are you sure? They look a little crossed to me.
[Maybe that's because he's leaning in so close, hm. How'd that happen??]
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not listening
he's just staring]
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Lan Zhan, you stopped talking again. Are you going to make me say everything? You're the one who put me here, you know. You should take a little responsibility.
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If he were more himself, he would say--well, no. If he were more himself, they would never have ended up in this situation in the first place. It would've been the date auction all over again, with Lan Wangji lurking in the background and pretending not to stare jealously at Wei Wuxian breathing the same air as other people.
On the other hand, maybe he still is himself. In fact, maybe he's acting more like himself now than he ever does sober. Maybe this is just Lan Wangji without silly things like propriety and good sense to get in the way.
Not that it matters--his drunken brain isn't nearly coherent enough to work out philosophical puzzles like that. He's not really thinking much of anything, honestly, aside from how nice this is. He'd be pretty happy, he thinks, staying like this for, oh, maybe forever.
He's still not really listening to what Wei Wuxian is saying--or rather, he's listening, but it all seems terribly unimportant when he could just stare at Wei Wuxian's mouth instead. That's not weird, right? He doesn't really care even if it is. It's getting difficult to focus properly, though, and he leans closer without thinking about it, so that he can see better. Even if Wei Wuxian leans back, he'll just keep going until his forehead is pressed against Wei Wuxian's.
Except from this angle he can't actually see Wei Wuxian's mouth anymore. Hm. He'll figure that predicament out, just give him a second to close his eyes...
...and he's out again. G'night.]
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...
Did this fuckin guy just fall ASLEEP ON HIM, FOREHEAD TO FOREHEAD, in the dark corner of a bar.]
—Lan Zhan? Hey--
[He's quiet though, just gently prodding at his shoulder as if worried about actually waking him up. God THIS MAN. He can't help it - a flood of fondness fills his chest, warming him from the inside out. Possessed by the spirit of Valentine's Future, he grabs hold of Lan Wangji's cheeks and leans back again, this time just moving far enough away to be able to kiss his forehead.
Then it's time to do the fuckin stupid table tango to get untangled from Lan Wangji and lay him down carefully on this booth seat. Does he look cold?? Wei Wuxian can donate a nice jacket blanket to his unconscious body, too. And maybe he'll sit a little longer just to stroke his hair a little before Okuni kicks them both out of the bar for their pining crimes.]