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fracturarpg2019-12-01 08:05 am
fracturamods) wrote in fracturarpg2019-12-01 08:05 am
Entry tags:
intro log.
welcome mingle
( AND SO IT BEGINS. )
There's nothing but the clatter of train tracks, and the odd feeling of almost floating.
When you wake, it's hard to tell exactly what it is that you're missing - only that you are. There are pieces that aren't quite right, even if you're not sure where those pieces would normally be. Pieces of what, exactly....? Well, if you had to put a word to it, it would be - yourself, probably.
The place you've found yourself in is strange, certainly. It's probably worth exploring a bit. Though it just as easily seems that the only form of welcome or explanation that you have, comes from nothing more than a slab of marble.
Well - that, and all the people who seem to have woken up alongside you, lost and also probably Doing Their Best™.
There's no need to fret that much though. It's hard to say exactly where you're going next, even though some places might feel a little bit more like a clue, but what you do know is one unshakeable thing:
There's still much more ahead of you.
When you wake, it's hard to tell exactly what it is that you're missing - only that you are. There are pieces that aren't quite right, even if you're not sure where those pieces would normally be. Pieces of what, exactly....? Well, if you had to put a word to it, it would be - yourself, probably.
The place you've found yourself in is strange, certainly. It's probably worth exploring a bit. Though it just as easily seems that the only form of welcome or explanation that you have, comes from nothing more than a slab of marble.
Well - that, and all the people who seem to have woken up alongside you, lost and also probably Doing Their Best™.
There's no need to fret that much though. It's hard to say exactly where you're going next, even though some places might feel a little bit more like a clue, but what you do know is one unshakeable thing:
There's still much more ahead of you.
im already in tears
IN THE MEANTIME, he just waves another kazoo around-- He's carrying a bunch in his sleeves?? Some go flying out with the motion.]
It's the best thing, trust me! You blow into it like a whistle!
[EXCITEDLY WAITING FOR HER TO DO SO and unleash a truly hellish racket.]
time to connect them all into one kazoo
Okuni's big ole eyes just LIGHT UP IN UTTER DELIGHT,]
Oooooh! I like that!
[SHE LOVES THAT, ACTUALLY!!! immediately shoves the kazoo into her mouth and starts playing, so now the intercom is filled with hellish noise..... but then she holds the phone a little away from her so that theoretically, there is Space for a fellow kazoo gremlin to join her on the intercom]
You play too! Hurry up!
[#sorrycostco, anyway they're gonna play this aki or some kind of foolish ye olde rendition of darude sandstorm]
I HATE THAT YOU INTRODUCED THAT VIDEO INTO MY LIFE
He's clapping his hands together with delight as she floods the store with kazoo sounds. Truly, they've unleashed a hell...]
Ooh, so kind of you! Thank you, thank you - here, how's this?
[They're absolutely playing darude sandstorm with GREAT ENTHUSIASM. He has a great ear for music so he'll actually be able to follow where she leads pretty well?? Too bad kazoos just sound like a hotass mess regardless, but that's why he loves them so.
He only breaks off once to helpfully add:] You can play two or three at once, too!
[Does Okuni want more.
He has like five thousand of these.]
HONESTLY IM SURPRISED U DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW IT
At once? You mean just blowing into three at the same time or...
[she feels the end of her kazoo, an idea blossoming in her mind]
Do you mean sticking them together into one? Will that make it louder?
WHY WOULD I!!!!!
Also he definitely meant just putting three into your mouth at the same time but YOU KNOW WHAT??]
...You have the mind of a genius!! [Yeah he likes Okuni's idea WAY BETTER. Immediately he just starts rummaging around in his sleeves and robe for more kazoos??]
Let's stick three together-- Wait, why stop at three? We can stack as many of them as we want!
[WHO'S GONNA STOP THEM, GALO THE FIRE COP??]